Coolest Car In A Random Ass Town: Middelfart (Denmark)

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/28/2015 at 14:26 • Filed to: cciarat

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Time for our daily OPPO field trip to do what we always do, look at cars.

For those that are new to this, click the tag for reference.

Last time, we took the rear engined, 4 rotary diesel, carbon fiber brown OPPO bus to Rouyn-Noranda per request from Wacko. Awesome finds by everyone! It was a very successful stop. Today, we are heading to a place that probably smells super good, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! in Denmark.

Here is a sample of the town and my choice.

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Sweet old boat!

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Cool bridge yo!

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Damn that’s a lot of bicycles. My coolest car choice..... this sweet W210 in a tunnel

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good luck!!!


DISCUSSION (74)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:29

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Can’t we just carpet bomb the Danes instead?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > For Sweden
04/28/2015 at 14:30

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.......yes?


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:31

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MIDDLEFART?!

Lololololol wtf, Europe?


Kinja'd!!! Coty > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:38

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I know what this is but I’ll be fucked if I can remember what it is at this moment.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:38

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*ahem*

It is Middelfart.


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > Your boy, BJR
04/28/2015 at 14:39

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Fart is speed in Swedish. That leads to things like this:

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Kinja'd!!! Coty > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:39

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Found a biker gang.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Nibby
04/28/2015 at 14:40

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same thing gawl


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Coty
04/28/2015 at 14:41

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ruuuun!!!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Coty
04/28/2015 at 14:41

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what is that? Looks like a DB7


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > Coty
04/28/2015 at 14:41

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Very imaginatively named Fiat Coupe.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:42

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As KnowsAboutCars said, Fiat Coupe.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Coty
04/28/2015 at 14:42

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oh yeeeah!


Kinja'd!!! Coty > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:42

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One for 505


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Coty
04/28/2015 at 14:43

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duuude good eye!


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:44

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I woke up to a warm breeze sweeping over Middlefart, threw on my boots and made my way over to Middlefart station :

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I see your snorkel, sir!


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > KnowsAboutCars
04/28/2015 at 14:44

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It’s actually something like “to travel by vehicle” as in “bus fare” or “farewell”.

You see it in Germany as well which leads us wonderfully to:

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Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:47

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Does an Avensis count?

With its predecessor, a Carina , behind it?


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:49

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https://www.google.com/maps/@55.49587…

I ended up landing at a Mazda-Suzuki dealership. Not a whole lot of overly exciting stuff here, other than a bright yellow Ford Ka and a bright blue Opel Tigra TwinTop, if you consider either of those exciting.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:53

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Vans, vans, and more vans.

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.4943,…

Fiats, Citroens, Renaults, Peugeots, Ivecos, and Volkswagens of all sizes and forms.


Kinja'd!!! FKA-RacecaR > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:53

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Oh CCIARAT, how I’ve missed you!

First thing I see, a Hyundai dealership with a Hummer in the lot.

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Found a badfart...

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I did not see anything else worth mentioning. So may boring looking Peugots and Citroens.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:53

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I’ve actually been to Middelfart. As there’s a healthy dose of Germanic languages in Danish, it translates roughly as “half way on the trip.” Middelfart is, IIRC, about half way across Denmark.

When I was in Denmark (about 20 years ago), they had speed cameras set up at the outskirts of some towns labeled “Fartkontrol.” We all had a good laugh with that one.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:54

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https://www.google.com/maps/@55.49222…

Red Fiat Multipla and a couple hatchbacks.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:55

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Older Saab with mismatched wheel covers.

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.49204…


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > Coty
04/28/2015 at 14:55

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Designed by Mr Bangle, of BMW fame.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:57

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Here’s a Hyundai that has something in common with a Coca-Cola Freestyle machine, the Matrix. Both designed by Pininfarina.

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.49105…


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 14:58

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1. Someone really cares of his Auris

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.49546…

2. Old Passat Wagon!

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.49836…

3. Hyundai i10 Used as a truck

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.49906…

4. New Beetle Taxi!

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.49912…

5. C3 Picasso in Green

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.49865…

6. 1st gen Twingo!

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.50392…

7. Stratus?!

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.50267…

8. Yay funky Polo!

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.50281…

9. Odd company Passat Wagon

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.50442…

10. This Passat Wagon I need

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.49814…

11. 1990’s Audi Convertible!

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.49845…


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 15:02

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chicane

old tower

I’m quite sure I’ve never seen a yellow Peugeot 405 before. Old postal vehicle perhaps?

Tourists from the UK.

Yup, it’s a Celica.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 15:03

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Cool Citroen trio: C1, BX, and XM

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.48923…


Kinja'd!!! TxBrumski > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 15:03

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Dream Car: targeted.

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Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 15:04

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Nice looking Celica

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.49060…


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 15:06

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Chrysler Voyager and Ssangyong Rexton

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.48950…


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 15:07

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Another older Citroen, this time a Xantia.

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.48929…


Kinja'd!!! Coty > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 15:13

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E46 (the silver one)


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 15:13

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Badge engineering at it’s finest, the Chevrolet Epica, a rebadged Daewoo Tosca.

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.49284…


Kinja'd!!! Coty > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 15:15

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Someone’s project.


Kinja'd!!! RWS Motorsport > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 15:19

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Not found any interesting cars thus far, but have found a blurred out house??

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.49094…


Kinja'd!!! Coty > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 15:22

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Okay I’m done, so I’ll answer this with The Answer:

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Note the roll bar.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Coty
04/28/2015 at 15:31

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God damn I love it!


Kinja'd!!! Twism > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 15:36

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This place smells.

There are almost no cool car.

here’s a 9-5, just to say I didn’t come up empty-handed:



Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 15:38

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Aaaaand another old Audi 100 - this one a C3 on the water. Debadged so no clue as to the specs, but looks pretty well optioned

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Google got the closeup all screwy though - this one looks like it is from Goldeneye on N64

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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Coty
04/28/2015 at 16:03

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Jalop found!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > RWS Motorsport
04/28/2015 at 16:04

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what the? that’s odd


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Coty
04/28/2015 at 16:04

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coooool!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
04/28/2015 at 16:04

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how did you even know that lol :]


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Coty
04/28/2015 at 16:04

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noice noice


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
04/28/2015 at 16:05

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never heard of this car


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
04/28/2015 at 16:05

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Yay our first Chinese car!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
04/28/2015 at 16:05

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yes!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > TxBrumski
04/28/2015 at 16:05

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dat beast!!!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
04/28/2015 at 16:06

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Citroen car meet


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > KnowsAboutCars
04/28/2015 at 16:06

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woooow, that tower is dope! lol chicane. Good finds


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Vicente Esteve
04/28/2015 at 16:07

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odd looking taxi

I think that is a Stratus of a Breeze

clean Passat


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
04/28/2015 at 16:08

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you are an encyclopedia!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
04/28/2015 at 16:08

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100% character


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
04/28/2015 at 16:08

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with McLaren F1 wheels lol


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > ttyymmnn
04/28/2015 at 16:09

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LOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > FKA-RacecaR
04/28/2015 at 16:10

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lol awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! Badfart


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
04/28/2015 at 16:10

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and a hidden 940 wagon


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
04/28/2015 at 16:10

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that yellow Ka seems sd


Kinja'd!!! Ilike_cougars > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 16:12

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Nice Celica!

What ever this is..

Kill it with Fire! E36

What are you! But that wagon thoo


Now thats a view

3 blondes on bicycles .. (remember you always begin with Hello!)

Going to the track day bro! Miata with a roll cage


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 16:16

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That’s what Google does if you tell them you don’t want your house in street view.


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > EL_ULY
04/28/2015 at 16:17

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Except Ssangyong is Korean.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Cé hé sin
04/28/2015 at 17:26

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cooooooool!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > cazzyodo
04/28/2015 at 17:26

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ready for the trails!!!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Twism
04/28/2015 at 17:27

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9-5!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > 505Turbeaux
04/28/2015 at 17:27

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lol!!! Good way of putting it


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > KnowsAboutCars
04/28/2015 at 17:28

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i knew that lol


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Ilike_cougars
04/28/2015 at 17:29

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Oh hay babyyyyy!

Ewwww kill that bimmer!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > EL_ULY
04/29/2015 at 08:02

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Suzuki Liana!


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Coty
04/29/2015 at 08:03

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Toyota Crown


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > pip bip - choose Corrour
04/29/2015 at 08:48

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RACING LEGEND!


Kinja'd!!! redstationwagon > RWS Motorsport
04/29/2015 at 12:38

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There is entire streets in Germany looking like this on Streetview. People concerned about their privacy you know. They don’t have that in the US?


Kinja'd!!! RWS Motorsport > redstationwagon
04/29/2015 at 12:46

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I’m in the UK :) but I haven’t seen it before no. Makes perfect sense just not noticed it before.